Thursday, January 27, 2005

Why Phil From Sagamore Park Would Make A Great NFL Player...

According to the equipment guy for the Eagles, "The last player on the Eagles to use a cup was center Steve Everitt in ... 1999" Why would you not wear a cup when playing football, the most physically violent sport there is? Does it chafe when you try to run full speed? If so, then I can understand why the wide recievers, safeties and running backs don't wear them, since they get paid to run fast. But what about all the linemen? After reading some horror stories about what goes in the pile-ups that occur when ever there's a loose ball, I would think that everyone would be wearing cups, but I guess not. Here's a quote from Ben Leber, a linebacker on the Chargers about what goes in under the pile:

"I don't know if people really want to know what goes on down there: Basically
anything you can't get away with on the field, you can get away with under that
pile. Nobody can see you. The go-to spots are the eyes and the family jewels. If
anybody grabs your family jewels, you are going to let go. In the pile you hear
some screams of pain, but you don't know where it is coming from -- unless it's
you."

Are players too macho to wear them? I don't get it.

4 Comments:

At 4:18 PM, Blogger ChuckJerry said...

I don't understand the title of this post. Did Phil from Sagamore wear a cup?

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger Matt Dabney said...

I guess it was too much of an inside joke. My apologies to everyone who didn't get it.

Phil had only one testicle. His nickname was "One Nut Phil"

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Max said...

His other nickname was "Uno".

The story about him breaking his ankle at Sagamore, and subsequent gratitude at the Cottage Bar, is in the echelon of "great stories".

 
At 4:48 PM, Blogger ChuckJerry said...

Who doesn't remember one nut Phil? That's quite a leap, though, Daff, from one nut Phil to wearing a cup. Maybe it isn't, and I just didn't get it.

"Fuck this...I Got Next!!"

 

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