Call Me Jon....

If I ever decide to go undercover for some secret government agency, I will be using the name Jon Falkland. Well, it looks like I just blew my cover!

Would you like to be as slick as Ron Mexico (a.k.a. Michael Vick, QB for the Falcons), check this website out to create your own disquised name.

I entered my alter ego, 'Matt Daffy', and got the disguise name 'Rod Bahamas'. That's much cooler than 'Jon Falkland'. I think I'll start using 'Rod Bahamas' from now on.....

You could also check out this pimp name generator.
Matt Dabney becomes Papa Dabney Gates.
Matt Daffy becomes Pimptastic M. Shmoove.

or this porn star name generator.
Matt Dabney becomes Huge Hunter.
Matt Daffy becomes Gerald Jackme.